wedding stress + just worked an overnight shift cranky status + just got your email about not being able to have rehearsal the night before the wedding = I’m about to go bridezilla on you. WHEN ELSE DID YOU THINK I WANTED TO HAVE REHEARSAL?
Sorry for ignoring you, tumblr. I can only handle so many social media sites at once.
and now the reason I hopped on here:
you know you’ve reached adulthood when your mother wants to figure out your porn star names together. and laughs because of the innuendos.
pinky prunes and silver cookie.
things that are awkward:
your gynecologist telling you your abs are like a rock.
it’s been a while. but I’ve had a spike in scifi style nightmares lately so why not.
I was on the way home from a concert. my mom was there too. but then some douchebag from the bar was trying to start shit with us and was actually following us home. my mom and some other dude jumped out of the car and beat this guy to a pulp. I got splashed with blood. I got home and tried to clean myself off. it’s no doubt the police will be asking questions. later my dad came to me and said he noticed I got some blood spatter on me, then nodded to the floor next to his and my mom’s bed. there were big blood spots. I don’t know if it was my mom’s or the guy she maimed/killed. he said she was getting cleaned up now. I didn’t know how she’d get away with this since the blood had obviously sunk into the carpet by now.
I was in this house that was supposed to be a joke haunted house. but it was off-season and it was just a party. there were food samples in every room of snacks that weren’t approved yet for marketing. I tried a few. I kept getting moved from room to room. I saw the door to the basement was ajar and there was stuff on the stairs, like someone dropped their items as they fell or got dragged down. I was moved with someone else down the stairs (I didn’t seem to have control over where I was going in this dream). I knew it’d be a haunted house trap and I’d just have to deal with it. then this bloody crazed robot clown came after us and chased us up the stairs. but as we were being chased, I saw the bloodied/tore up body of someone on the floor. I was questioning how fake this really was. then there were people outside trying to get in and hurt us and I tried to sneak out one of the back doors.
being lost trying to get to a party. drinks involved. I was walking between football/other sports fields. someone kept watching me.
I had to get to this giant rabbit shaped metal thing that was on a crazy high platform to get whatever was in it (I forget). It started spinning when I was inside and raining acid rain. it was killing the fur on it and the government was laughing at me. I had no way out and was starting to feel sick and dizzy.
I was going to the movies with my sister. she wanted to see this horror movie but I didn’t really want to see it. I obliged though since we don’t get much hang-out time together. I was scared but it didn’t seem scary in the beginning. just scenes of different food? then after all those scenes, these horror villains came out, each one representing one of the food items. then it paused and we were supposed to interact with the movie itself. I had to go to a flea market and buy all items on the list I was given. whoever got the least things had to be subjected to whatever horror the villains had in store. the list had things like “all deer” so any item that had a picture of a deer or an antler or anything I had to grab. but everyone had the same list so you had to be quick to grab things, and really notice things others didn’t. I was almost done for the day and gave April a call. she had already left. I was concerned I would really have to buy this stuff. it turned out it was for a charity. I was worried I’d actually be stuck with all this junk and also have to spend all my money. I didn’t want to. I’d spend some but not all. I was trying to figure this out but the lines were so long so I walked around to wait for the lines to die down. I was in NYC so I started taking pictures of all the architecture and scenery. I was really close to the road so I kept almost getting hit by cars.
a dream about a father and a son in a tree. I don’t know but it was like a movie because they reconciled and it ended and I immediately woke up.